I play video games too much. I might not be the best, but I do have hot elbows.

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  1. small

    classic technoblade video

  2. Jasper's Camera

    He said "seeked" instead of "sought".

  3. Sienna Brickey

    pop off queen

  4. mono

    Danblade the mega combo dans the lager and techno the try hard

  5. Hayden Christensen

    1 million views video gets 16 million views

  6. R Fasano

    I played this 2 years ago it’s sad it does not exist anymore because it was really fun

  7. The_Laren

    Thumbnail Uploaded 2 years ago Me Thinking: "Wait, is that drista from the thumbnail?"

  8. Owen King

    wha did you use an OCULUS

  9. Joa'quin Arellano

    Technoblade

  10. William Hallowell

    man I love techno and his comedy

  11. VibeCraft: Minecraft& More!

    The madlad made it 15 seconds

  12. Add channel name

    his voice-

  13. TBOMBDABAUM

    UKup recommended works in mysterious ways

  14. jef

    STOP BREAKING THE 4th WALL

  15. adam シ

    9:25 ayo chill

  16. Honaok99

    So ain’t nobody gonna talk about that inspiring intro

  17. TBOMBDABAUM

    The video is 16 seconds

  18. Night

    it does indeed work as intended

  19. video master

    👍🏻

  20. Cara's Adventures

    UKup... idk what to say at this point this was 5 years ago-

  21. bedrawrs ツ

    okay where's the card jitsu strategy guide that you were talking about

  22. ThatOneToxic Studio

    Your voice from 5 years ago is just... No

  23. noname

    technoblade search history: baby, baby smiling, baby crying, baby baby

  24. Hayden Y

    Damn it’s been yearzzzz

  25. Bnha Fan

    do you know demon slayer

  26. TheMilk Man

    Still waiting for the sequel of all the DSMP members

    1. Hayden Y

      Hello there mr/mrs 2 minutes ago

  27. Lord Chaos

    Face Revealed?

  28. Hajera Mohmand

    I was happy when he said he was going to hide in afghanistan because that's where I'm from XD

  29. Bruh Country

    *"Chonkyblade"*

  30. Anonymous Muffin

    Mr. Beast giving technoblade, and every other Minecraft youtuber who doesn’t upload, a video simultaneously.

  31. Red 9

    Lucas, with a c. Superior

  32. Alice Mad

    Путин.

  33. shahridin xiermaimaiti

    i love how serious fit is

  34. Tien Vix

    Geez your sister is as good as brother

  35. Arden G

    wiblur sont

  36. akeelah

    . _.

  37. Carter Garcia and Rayce Nelson

    Why didn't they try bedrock

  38. h i

    4:27 techno: I got this. *proceeds to mine gravel with a diamond pickaxe for 5 seconds then gets hit by a skeleton and almost drowns*

  39. Helene June

    I have no sub

  40. JudahPlaysPh

    TECHNOBLADE Never Dies

  41. PVP_PlayZ

    I SWEAR TO GOD THIS HAPPEND TO ME 24MILLION TIMESS

  42. Derek Gaming

    Techno is back

  43. Adrian Tan

    Inaccurate, bidoof always wins

  44. h i

    this is why techno is crowned the king of minecraft

  45. Soulrrous

    Now Ranboo has infinite pigs

  46. Conner Allred

    When I found he was 21 I instantly went to his channel and found his oldest videos was 7 years old. He was 14.

  47. mercy's child

    This hurts me cuz I've been there

  48. AlliedChicken

    i didnt like the first pvp

  49. PerseusfromDiscord

    U r the funniest, smartest and most hardworking minecraft player ever.

  50. Joseph Tufford

    Technoblade making a video: My reccomended 6 years later: *Perfect*

  51. KyMar

    POV: He dosent kill pigs and look at his inventory he has porkchops

  52. mc bignutssouce

    Skeppy sucks at hypixel. You dead?

  53. Shenmsk Wkksj

    Is this game ded

  54. Click Bait

    Technoblade : **uploads a skyblock video** Skyblock purse : PLEASE! NOOO!

  55. Joe Smith

    Who ever made that thumbnail has never shot a bow IRL

  56. e

    dog

  57. google account

    ci-tama, lol nice pronunciation

  58. Kirby Cloud9

    WE NEED A REMATCH TECHNOBLADE NEEDS ANOTHER 100,000 DOLLARS

  59. Phoenix

    This showed up randomly and he sounds...really young.

  60. egfhUAV9320q

    If we got this recommended to us 6 years later then we need to subscribe.

  61. Bg8uu u

    pig massacres 10 year olds with snowballs and a fist

  62. MrPizza With extra cheese

    Alternatively he was clicking at the speed of light so it looked like his hand was moving slow

  63. Disciple Jr. Disaypol nation!

    Aphmau be screaming though xD

  64. Taylor Hardiesty

    "Some people are so rude" he says while stabbing someone. Mhm makes sense to me!👍👍👍👌👌👌

  65. Bleona Dani

    Techno: "I've never played this before" *wins every round*

  66. Nipocu

    OMG AN UPLOAD?? FROM TECHNOBLADE?? IS THIS REAL LIFE??

  67. Raptorplayz5

    Well I guess I have to subscribe on multiple accounts then

  68. takumiinoui

    Its been 2 years

  69. William Yang

    LOL

  70. Bad Production Studios

    Pov: u got recommended 6 years later